the-polka-music

rizekial:

dw:

nahthatsnotveryraven:

i went to my friends dorm and I could hear all this grunting and screams of “yes, oh fuck yeah” and I was like what the FUCK its a WEDNESDAY MORNING and you are getting LAID so I went in there and my friend had just beaten her boyfriend in mario kart by 0.08 seconds so don’t trust everything you hear

BUT WHY WOULD YOU WALK IN THERE IF YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING SEX

the more the merrier?